Funny IRC Quotes

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#2:

<DogWomble> and of course the domain is registered with fucking GoDaddy because of fucking course it is
<DogWomble> *kicks a fucking gorilla*
<damian> i'm no gorilla, but i would get pretty mad if you kicked me while i was fucking
<damian> maybe you shouldn't do that

#1:

<DogWomble> going back to a point we amde earlier ...... i shouldn't have to do this shit just to read a <title> tag in a fucking html page
<DogWomble> so if we find another service we have to do this for i think i'm just going to coat my nutsack in pollen and nail it to a fucking beehive

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